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Has the Universe forsaken Al Gore? Why did the Nepalese cabinet climb the mountain and what’s the Sun been up to these days?

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Part One: Al Gore & Friends

Al Gore is a man of many talents, and now we can add poet to the list.  It’s not as bad as Vogon poetry, but it’s close. Unfortunately, getting facts straight is a talent that still eludes the global warming propheteer.

Earlier in the week, before he jetted off to Hopenchangen in Copenhagen, Al canceled the event at which wealthy lemmings would pay $1200 for a book and a handshake.  The Danes aren’t happy about it, and you don’t want the Danes mad at you, unless you like being pillaged.

The Universe has turned its back on the Goreacle, but did it moon him or was that Uranus?

You might remember that Saint Al of Gore was awarded an Oscar for his fictional documentary featuring stunning CGI.  Well, some folks want their golden boy back.

How has Al reacted to Climategate, the single biggest threat to his goal of becoming the world’s first carbon-billionaire?  Badly, actually.  He went on in later interviews to deny the deniers, which is just strange when you think about it.  Unfortunatelty, Al got his facts wrong in that interview too.  And he was nearly President… makes you wonder, no?

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