The Daily Bayonet

EXCERPT:

A Miss World wants us all to go vegan, a city in the north of England may be hugely improved by global warming and the Met Office explains how it ensures the world is always warmer.

But first, a correction from last week, when I suggested the Doomsday Clock had moved forward.  it didn’t, it went backward.  But I’m still right twice daily.

Part One: Al Gore & Friends

Font-tastic!  Not only did Al Gore’s latest book bring us photo-shopped doom on the cover, it also needed a whole new font.  Apparently the global warming prophet was unconvinced that his ecoangelical message could be conveyed properly if a number 1 looked like a capital I, so Al had a new font designed.

When Al Gore and George Soros are in a room together, can that be good news for anyone?

Al gets all conspiracy wee-wee’d up and wants, nay, demands to know who is behind the Murkowski amendment.  He cites evidence that the folks are ‘deniers’ and pushes readers to sign his Repower America petition.  Tell you what, Al, how about you explain to the world where you found $300 million for the Repower America effort before you go pointing fingers?

Al Gore has taken a page from President Obama and has purchased a large bus so that he can throw inconvenient people under it.  The first to disappear under the Gaia-wagon wheels is Pat Robertson, presumably for his dopey declaration about Haiti’s deal with the devil.

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