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04-07-2012, 05:36 AM
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This struck a chord with me. See my sig. So I thought I'd share.


We live in a country called Daft Land
The Britain we knew is no more
Where sensible people do ludicrous things
Or risk breaking some Daft Land law.

In Daft Land we've police dogs with muzzles
Lest the villain has cause to complain
And to steal from a shop and say 'sorry'
Means your free with no stain to your name.

You had better leave lights on in buildings
When you lock up and go home at night
'Cause the burglars might hurt themselves entering
And there's no way you'll be in the right.

When speaking be wary in Daft Land
As some terms that you've used all your life
Now have connotations unintended
And you'll end up in all sorts of strife.

We elect polititions in Daft Land
To give us the laws of the land
Yet eight laws in ten now come from abroad
The whole thing has got out of hand.

The borders are open in Daft Land
And of migrants there's no keeping track
Just a few of the thousands illegally here
Will ever be caught and sent back.

The exception to this is the Gurkha hero
Who fought for this land in the war
He's old and he's sick, he might cost us a bit
So he's not welcome here anymore.

When the history is written of Daft Land
Historians may just recall
That the craziest people in Daft Land
Were the public who put up with it all.

By Pony Moore,

as published in the Daily Mail, UK.

Environmentalism is based on lies and the lies reflect an agenda that regards humanity as the enemy of the Earth. - Alan Caruba
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DAFT LAND - Richard111 - 04-07-2012 05:36 AM
RE: DAFT LAND - Derek - 04-07-2012, 11:46 AM
RE: DAFT LAND - Sunsettommy - 04-07-2012, 12:25 PM
RE: DAFT LAND - Richard111 - 04-07-2012, 11:55 PM

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